You might be a trucker if…
1.You go to a fine upper crust restaurant and ask the price of the buffet.
2.You make wide turns with your car.
3.You eat cold cereal in the evening, and consume beans and ham in the morning.
4 .You can only sleep 3 hours at a time.
5.During your time at home, your kids have to wear name tags so that you will know who they are.
6.Five days at home is considered a vacation.
7 . You pass a weigh station in your car and have the urge to pull in.
8.You go to confession about the lies in your logbook.
9 . Repair the exhaust stack on your truck before you fix the door knob on your house.
10 . You have to lie down in your truck to get some sleep.